Michael Jackson jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on your face until you’re about fifteen.

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to the priest at his confessional?
A: I saw him first!

Q: What’s black and comes in a little white can?
A: Michael Jackson

6 thoughts on “Michael Jackson jokes”

  1. “Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago,” forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. “We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse.”

    According to Holbrooke, Jackson’s corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

    “We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA,” Holbrooke said. “But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we’d uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake.”

    http://www.theonion.com/images/429/article3148.jpg

    I knew MJ couldn’t have done such a thing.

  2. Okay
    there is michael jackson, a sailer, and a bunch of kids on a sinking ship, Michael jackson says “What about the kids? The sailor says “Screw ’em!”
    Michael jackson says THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!!!!

  3. I dont appreciate these jokes.. but here’s another one.. what’s the diffence between me and the administration thats reading this?

    I have no idea

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