McDonalds Monopoly

by Wandering Sickness on October 13, 2003

The Monopoly game starts up again tomorrow….
I can stuff my face and play the lottery at the same time…yea!

{ 31 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kellie October 16, 2003 at 3:56 pm

I already have my game board and plans for all of my Best Buy bucks from all those fries I will eat and don’t need! I plan to eat enough to get Finding Nemo free…but is it really free?

2 Daniel Smith October 25, 2003 at 11:24 am

I have Boardwalk piece for Monopoly 2003.

If you have Park Place let’s split the $ half and half

3 Russell Morrison October 25, 2003 at 1:49 pm

RE : DANIEL SMITH POST !!!!!!!!
i have the Park Place piece and would love to split the money 50-50….emial me ASAP “[email protected]”….this is no BS either
Thanks, Russ

4 M. A. Simmons October 25, 2003 at 5:58 pm
5 Russell Morrison October 25, 2003 at 6:31 pm

i’ll take 24K

6 Russell Morrison October 25, 2003 at 7:18 pm

i mean 24%…stupid keyboard

:^)

7 Marisa Simmons October 25, 2003 at 10:10 pm

Heeheee!;)

I seriously doubt this guy even has the piece… But hell, Id take 1 percent and be just as happy as could be

Marisa

8 Marc Rampulla October 26, 2003 at 10:03 pm

Hello Daniel. If you seriously have the Boardwalk piece, I have the Park Place piece. All I ask of you (or anyone who has the Boardwalk piece) is $100,000 so that I can put a down payment on a house here in Long Island, NY. The rest is yours. No bullshit.

9 John Belushi October 27, 2003 at 9:14 pm

I have the boardwalk piece and Park Place if any one wants to buy it for $100!(Seriously) I can’t claim the money because I’ve been to prison for raping 12 two-month old children. So any one just e-mail me to talk. I really need the money!!!

Just for the record I stopped raping 2-month old babies and gone on to bigger and better things.(10 year old BOYS…)

(_l_)::::::D~ ~ ~ ~ <—Look at THAT…

10 Kris October 27, 2003 at 10:49 pm

Lets talk Dan.

11 Chantaya October 28, 2003 at 12:05 pm

I’ve got Park Place. Contact me to split 50/50 or 30/70 even. I just need some quick cash. Mr. Belushi, I would be more than happy to pay you $100 just for stamp [email protected]

12 michaelp October 29, 2003 at 3:21 pm

that fool doesn’t have a boardwalk piece…he just proved there are saps that will bite on anything…everybody wants something for nothing these days…

to those of you who seriously responded to “daniel smith”‘s offer of generosity, find a permanant marker and put a capital “L” on your forehead…LOSER!

13 John Belushi October 29, 2003 at 3:28 pm

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are lame..
I don’t have shit you dumb penis heads!
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

14 Tim Fakename October 29, 2003 at 3:48 pm

yea so, are you fucking stupid!!!! they only give out ONE boardwalk piece. If there is a person stupid enough to split the money 50/50 then he should die. Just spend $50 at McDonalds and you could easily find Park Place. Try doing that instead of losing $500,000 to some shmuck who posts on this no-name site. And for all you fuckheads who actually thought he had the piece, you are a bunch of greedy fags who would have taken advantage of a dumbass. In short: Everybody who posts here should die, except Jim Belushi, hes cool.

15 Fake Name October 29, 2003 at 3:54 pm

oh yea, i forgot. Chantaya: you are the most gullible fuck on the face of the planet. If i were you, i would have shot myself in the face years ago. All you fags are obsessed with this game, NOBODY WILL GIVE YOU THE PIECE YOU NEED. I gaurentee everything is a scam, if you found one of the rare pieces why the FUCK would you sell it? exactly. Plus, somehow, on this site alone, two people have said they have boardwalk. thats funny cause they made only one. Not only that but there apparently is a THIRD boardwalk on eBay selling for $260,000. So who really has it? Nobody, you are all stupid fucktards who are hoping to get lucky and all you got was a poor circumcision. How does it feel? Having no balls and all. Once again, i hope you all die!

16 algina October 30, 2003 at 1:11 am

Is there really just one boardwalk? My son in law has a boardwalk and parkplace. Do they have to be a certain number, or is there only one Boardwalk period. Please reply we really need the money, my husband was injured at work and work comp screwed us, he will never be able to work again and only recieves 35.40 per week.

17 Fake Name October 30, 2003 at 9:46 am

You turd, yes there is only one Boardwalk, and i seriously doubt you have it. and if you do, you should probably give it to me for safe keeping. Meanwhile, to all you shmucks looking for pieces, check this out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3250718838

that is the best eBay auction i have EVER SEEN! haha…finally somebody isn’t blowing smoke up all the bidders asses. Mcdonalds Monopoly is a scam.

18 Dan October 30, 2003 at 1:40 pm

I have both oceans (Atlantic and Pacific) what
do I win !!!!

19 Fake Name October 30, 2003 at 11:07 pm

I have a enormous penis. What do I win?

20 yer mom November 1, 2003 at 9:54 am

you win john belushi’s phone number!

21 John Belushi November 1, 2003 at 12:30 pm

(325)-370-2655, Call me (REALLY) YOU RETARD FUCKS!!!!

22 John Belushi November 1, 2003 at 12:32 pm

HEY,
Fake Name your pretty cool, you wouldn’t happen to be a 10 year old would you. Just kiddin, anyways how do you know about that there is only one boardwalk piece or whatever.

Your pretty fuckin funny too. HAHAHAHAHA…..

23 crackhead November 1, 2003 at 4:20 pm

cause you dumbasses they say thats thier only one 100000000 dollar prize so thus only one boardwalk

24 John Belushi November 1, 2003 at 4:23 pm

I’m a fucking dike ass fag ass child molestoring bastard thats dumb as hell and I want someone to stick a DICK UP MY ASS because I am such a fucking FAGGOT. Agian I am at (325)-370-2655, Call me (REALLY) YOU HOMOSEXUALS OUT THERE I LOVE THE COCK!!!!

25 John Belushi (REAL ONE) November 1, 2003 at 10:23 pm

YESSSSS Thats all true! /\
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26 John Belushi (REAL ONE) November 2, 2003 at 2:22 pm

I love talking about myself

27 Fake Name November 3, 2003 at 6:49 am

i know because im not a FUCKING TARD (like many of you are…) or you could just scroll down to the bottom of this page:

http://www.mcdonalds.com/countries/usa/whatsnew/monopoly/rules/index.html

to see that the odds of winning anything,…..anything at all is 1 in 14,000 (counting food prizes, its 1 in 10.2) and the odds of winning the boardwalk are fucking ridiculous, i highly doubt the fucker who wins it is gonna put it up for sale……

28 Fake Name November 3, 2003 at 6:52 am

hey John, actually i might not happen to be 10 years old…..might you happen to be a 36 year old FAGGOT living in his parents basement, carpet salesman by day, raging homosexual by night? who is everybody here so fucking stupid?

29 John Belushi November 4, 2003 at 3:46 pm

No im not even close to 36 you fuck face im 16 and it was all just a joke because I was so suprised that all you old fucks would get all horny and excited over a stupid game at McDonalds…So there you have it!

30 John Belushi November 4, 2003 at 3:46 pm

No im not even close to 36 you fuck face im 16 and it was all just a joke because I was so suprised that all you old fucks would get all horny and excited over a stupid game at McDonalds…So there you have it!

31 Fake Name November 4, 2003 at 7:29 pm

Wow, I heard you the first time. And who are you calling old and horny? I am also 16, so I am not old, just horny, and not horny because of this gay game, horny because I am a male adolecent. You, on the other hand, seem to have this obcession with 10 year old boys or much older, horny, excited men. If you know Jim, stay far away. He is a perv who enjoys fondelling young boys or sucking on old wrinkly manflesh. So unless you like a tongue up your ass stay away from Jim!

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